"Major Mash" - The Tactical Potato - 3.25" Sticker

Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato bold enough to command missions… while accomplishing absolutely nothing. A true expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and issuing orders nobody requested. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.

Stick this 3.25" sticker on your gear if you enjoy being reminded that even a root vegetable can hold a higher rank than you — and look way cooler doing it.

• Sticker measures roughly 3.25 inches 
• High quality 6 mil thick vinyl
• UV, Weather and Scratch Resistant Lamination
• Made in America Quality
• A TACTICAL GEAR JUNKIE BRAND PRODUCT